opportunity • GRUNTY

[ORCHID]

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT MY LIFE'S A MESS

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[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=style, width: 360px; height: 200px; border-left: 1px dashed gray; border-right: 1px dashed gray; background-color: transparent, bTable] [STYLE=width: 300px; height: 200px; overflow: auto; background-color: transparent; opacity: 0.6; font-family: verdana; align: center; font-size: 6px; font-color: #000000; text-align: justify;] being the opportunist that she was, orchid was never going to miss out on the chance for something free. that just wasn't very smart. not to mention that grunties -- as hundreds of players before her had probably already squealed about -- were undoubtedly adorable, in orchid's opinion. while she would have to feed it and take care of it, much like pets in real life, orchid didn't mind. especially seeing as grunties returned the favor once they grew to a large enough size. it could also serve as the mascot for her guild -- a player killing grunty would be just a little bit hilarious to imagine. giggling inwardly, orchid approached the grunty ranch. "hello," orchid winked. she loved the realism of this game. she could just wink with her own eye, and her avatar would do the same -- no cycling through hot-keyed emotions. "i would really like to take one of those free grunties that you're selling." orchid exhaled, exuding calmness and femininity. [/style] [STYLE=width: 310px; background-color: transparent; border-top: 0px dashed gray; text-align: justify; padding-right: 20px; padding-left: 20px; align: center;] WORDS: - TAG: WHOEVER- NOTES: SAY WHATCHA NEED TO SAY [/style]

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[STYLE=width: 370px; height: 5px; background-color: #00CDCD; border: 0px;] [/style][STYLE=width: 400px; height: 20px; background-color: #EE3A8C; border: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; padding-top: 9px; text-transform: uppercase; opacity: 0.9;]BUT I"M STILL LOOKIN' PRETTY IN THIS DRESS[/style]

[STYLE=font-family: helvetica; font-size: 7px; font-color: #ababab; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1px; text-transform: uppercase;]TABLE BY SKY of BTN. LYRICS BY MARINA & THE DIAMONDS.[/style]

[SIEGE]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0px,true][atrb=cellpadding,0px,true][style=float: left; width: 250px; font-family: calibri; font-size: 8pt; text-align: justify; padding: 5px; height: 200px; overflow: auto;]This week of the utmost important for the Grunty Ranch NPC known as Farmer Grunt. He had already given away so many Baby Grunties to good caretakers and was happy to see that more were on the way, namely a very polite Blade Master. "Not sure how you sell something that free little missy!" Farmer Grunt laughed boisterously. "But hey, I think I know what you mean. Free Grunties for all who are new to the world!" The NPC laughed again, even more wholeheartedly and directed her towards the stables where about ten baby Grunties were snug quietly together in a fenced area. "Here lady. Take your pick!" He presented the babies with a grin. The Grunties before Orchid were of all different colors; yellow, red, green, blue. Nearly all of them were common colors. No rare Grunties like Gold or Silver were in sight. Regardless of color, there was no denying that they were all adorable! [/style] [style=margin-top: 6px; width: 100px; height:100px; float:right; font-size: 7pt; font-family: calibri; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; border: 5px solid #DFDFDF] [style=background-color: #dfdfdf; padding: 2px]FARMER GRUNT[/style][/style]

[ORCHID]

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT MY LIFE'S A MESS

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[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=style, width: 360px; height: 200px; border-left: 1px dashed gray; border-right: 1px dashed gray; background-color: transparent, bTable] [STYLE=width: 300px; height: 200px; overflow: auto; background-color: transparent; opacity: 0.6; font-family: verdana; align: center; font-size: 6px; font-color: #000000; text-align: justify;] orchid scoffed at the farmer's comment. "that was entirely unnecessary of you to say that." damned npc's. orchid could care less about rarity; she was just here to take what was free. not bothering to waste her time deciding on color, the longarm went for the first grunty that caught her eye -- the red one. arguably the most attractive, depending on one's preference in color. orchid was a red-head herself, so she felt that the two of them could already become kindred spirits. "i want this one." she stated matter-of-factually, pointing out and then reaching for the crimson-colored grunty. [/style] [STYLE=width: 310px; background-color: transparent; border-top: 0px dashed gray; text-align: justify; padding-right: 20px; padding-left: 20px; align: center;] WORDS: - TAG: WHOEVER- NOTES: SAY WHATCHA NEED TO SAY [/style]

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[STYLE=width: 370px; height: 5px; background-color: #00CDCD; border: 0px;] [/style][STYLE=width: 400px; height: 20px; background-color: #EE3A8C; border: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; padding-top: 9px; text-transform: uppercase; opacity: 0.9;]BUT I"M STILL LOOKIN' PRETTY IN THIS DRESS[/style]

[STYLE=font-family: helvetica; font-size: 7px; font-color: #ababab; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1px; text-transform: uppercase;]TABLE BY SKY of BTN. LYRICS BY MARINA & THE DIAMONDS.[/style]

[SIEGE]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0px,true][atrb=cellpadding,0px,true][style=float: left; width: 250px; font-family: calibri; font-size: 8pt; text-align: justify; padding: 5px; height: 200px; overflow: auto;]"Well hey! That's a great choice" The NPC exclaimed automatically. He picked up the little, Blue Grunty and placed it gently in Orchid's arms. "Now be very calm and gentle with'em. At this age these guys get real spooked easily and you'll have to carry'em when he's out of his stable. Remember, feed him Grunty Mints as soon as you can! The sooner ya feed'em, the faster he'll grow and then you can ride the little guy as an adult, but he's got some time!" The large farmer laughed. "Thought up a name for him? How 'bout Redy or Red Boy?" Farmer Grunt brought up some very unoriginal names, almost like he had a name generator integrated into his AI to name off titles that were related to the situation. [/style] [style=margin-top: 6px; width: 100px; height:100px; float:right; font-size: 7pt; font-family: calibri; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; border: 5px solid #DFDFDF] [style=background-color: #dfdfdf; padding: 2px]FARMER GRUNT[/style][/style]

[ORCHID]

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT MY LIFE'S A MESS

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[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=style, width: 360px; height: 200px; border-left: 1px dashed gray; border-right: 1px dashed gray; background-color: transparent, bTable] [STYLE=width: 300px; height: 200px; overflow: auto; background-color: transparent; opacity: 0.6; font-family: verdana; align: center; font-size: 6px; font-color: #000000; text-align: justify;] orchid accepted her newly adopted pet, unable to keep herself giggling at its chubby face. she didn't understand why grunties were just as.. mm, she didn't really want to call them "irresistible," but they were just.. alluring. though, the reality of it was that she was an animal lover in real life, and that holding a grunty in her arms at that moment was like holding an extremely rare, new breed of animal all its own. these things taken into account, orchid knew that she would really enjoy having her grunty hanging around with her. the grunty seemed to warm up to orchid fairly easily.. while it was timid (as the farmer had suggested), its curious eyes also gleamed with a sense of deviousness and craftiness. something rather remarkable, really. orchid certainly knew how to pick them. "mm? a name?" orchid inquired, essentially repeating part of farmer grunt's statement back to him. it was clearly a rhetorical question, as she focused her attention onto her scarlet-colored grunty; she examined it carefully, mainly studying its face. she was seemingly searching for some form of inspiration from the creature's appearance. as she was examining the grunty, she noticed that it had been fumbling around with the collar around her neck -- and apparently, that was inspiration enough. "oh, i'll name him choker. choker the grunty. aha. ~" orchid nodded with a nasty giggle, satisfied with her decision. [/style] [STYLE=width: 310px; background-color: transparent; border-top: 0px dashed gray; text-align: justify; padding-right: 20px; padding-left: 20px; align: center;] WORDS: - TAG: WHOEVER- NOTES: SAY WHATCHA NEED TO SAY [/style]

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[STYLE=width: 370px; height: 5px; background-color: #00CDCD; border: 0px;] [/style][STYLE=width: 400px; height: 20px; background-color: #EE3A8C; border: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; padding-top: 9px; text-transform: uppercase; opacity: 0.9;]BUT I"M STILL LOOKIN' PRETTY IN THIS DRESS[/style]

[STYLE=font-family: helvetica; font-size: 7px; font-color: #ababab; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1px; text-transform: uppercase;]TABLE BY SKY of BTN. LYRICS BY MARINA & THE DIAMONDS.[/style]